Sean Penn Is Dating Vincent D’Onofrio’s 24 year old Daughter

(yeah, I’m back to doing this. I think. my brain has been fudged for months, so here we go again)

So, would you expect anything else from grossest actor in Hollywood? He’s now dating a woman younger than his own daughter. This was the natural next step. I just want to know what D’Onofrio thinks of this. I want to be a fly on the wall for that conversation.

‘But Dad! I LOVE him!’ –Leila George (the young lady in question)

‘He made movies before you were even BORN!’ (I’m assuming Vinnie D’Onof)

Poor Vinnie.

Unlike her established parents, Leila’s acting career is only just beginning, with the ingénue recently making her screen debut in the Lifetime TV movie Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? alongside James Franco and Tori Spelling.

Prior to that, the thespian honed her craft on the stage and in prestigious acting schools across the globe.

MOTHER MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER! The remake of course. Nothing could touch the original.

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Thomas Gibson Kicked A Writer For ‘Criminal Minds’

So basically he is a child. Greg, what has happened to you? You need Dharma in your life obvs.

A few weeks ago Gibson was working on set of ‘Criminal Minds’ while both starring and directing the episode. He apparently got so pissed off at a writer on the show he decided the best course of action would be to kick them in the leg. Because, maturity.

Afterward, the writer alerted his agent to the incident, and the agent called CBS executives. The network suspended Thomas, and he’s been away from the set for two weeks already, TMZ reports.

Per Deadline, which also confirmed that an altercation occurred, Gibson will be written off the episodes that are filmed during his suspension, since production must continue on schedule. His directing stint on Criminal Minds for now, will also come to an end.

All for the best. If dude cannot keep himself from kicking people, dude needs to go have a time out in the corner.

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Diane Kruger and Josh Jackson Are Also Done

GEEZ. Is it in the water? These two gorgeous specimens have split after a DECADE of love and gorgeous fashion. (Kruger always looks fab).

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson have split after 10 years together, Us Weekly can confirm.

“Diane Kruger and Josh Jackson have decided to separate and remain friends,” reps for both stars tell Us.

Kruger, 40, and Jackson, 38, recently moved into a New York City place together in March. The Sky actress previously split her time between Paris and Vancouver but moved to be closer to Jackson. 

Sad. Of course, they’ll remain friends though. Maybe someday they’ll be back together. A romantic can dream.

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Gaga and Taylor Kinney Are Dunzo

This makes me feel actual feelings. Sad feelings, guyz. SADZ.

Apparently it happened sometime earlier this month. She is no longer wearing that gorgeous ring. I just.. I’m sad. Gaga is in Cabo with friends, probably having a Sex and the City type vacation. Get over that man. SIIIGH. Sads.

Sources close to the former couple say they parted ways earlier this month — no word on who pulled the plug.

Gaga and Kinney have been noticeably absent from each other’s lives lately … at events and on social media. Gaga was seen without her engagement ring last week in Malibu — the same day Taylor celebrated his 35th birthday.

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Blake Lively Says Working With Woody Allen Is ‘Empowering’

I don’t think that word means what you think it means, Blake.

Lively asserts that she finds the controversial Hollywood legend to be “empowering.”

“It’s really cool to work with a director who’s done so much because he knows exactly what he wants,” the 28-year-old actress told the magazine. “The fact that he does one shot for an entire scene — [and] this could be a scene with eight people and one to two takes — it gives you a level of confidence because when he’s got it, he knows he’s got it.”

I just CAN’T with people who work with this guy. And people like Roman Polanski. Just…don’t. It’s not a good look.

“He also is really encouraging as to why he cast you, so he’ll say, ‘Say the dialogue that’s written and then you can improvise for a while.’ And his dialogue is so specific, and it’s speaking in a 1930s dialect and [with period] references, so it’s intimidating to think, Oh, let me just improvise there and hope that my words blend seamlessly alongside Woody Allen’s. Which they clearly wouldn’t and don’t. But he’s very empowering.”

Uh. Kay. Whatever you say. My mind goes back to the fact that he married his girlfriend’s daughter and (allegedly, but whatever) molested his own daughter. So. Yeah. That’s my opinion on the matter.

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Gwyneth Really Doesn’t Want You To Hate Her

Gwyneth sat down with BBC News ‘Hardtalk’ yesterday when the interviewer told her she was voted ‘Most Hated Celebrity’. Uh. Awkward.

“First of all, I was like, ‘I’m the most hated celebrity? More than, like, Chris Brown?’ What did I do?” Paltrow, 43, asked host Stephen Sackur at the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity. (Brown was No. 20 on the list.)

SHE HAS A VALID POINT, PEOPLE.

“I see where you are coming from, but maybe you just make people feel bad sometimes,” Sackur said.

Paltrow replied: “All I can do is be my authentic self, and if you know me, then you know who I am, and that I have fun and eat and am so appreciative for my life. But I think there are things about me that make people draw conclusions.”

She goes on to detail how she grew up nicely in NYC with a wealthy family, good schools, yadda yadda..which doesn’t help matters, but like she said, it’s not her fault. That’s just her life. Let her live, AMERICA.

But really, why the hate? Yes, GOOP is stupid as hell and more expensive than dental surgery, but hate? Save it for people who deserve it (looking at you Chris Brown).

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Iggy Azalea Dumped Nick Young For Cheating…That She Saw On Security Tapes

Lordy, that is rough. Iggy is not having a good 2016. Cancelled tour, cheating man, having to move…and now she finds that her ex made HIS ex pregnant while they were together. Oh the tangled webs of lurve. But to actually SEE him screwing other women, in the home you share, that’s a special kind of cruel.

OUCH. Even though she’s probably pissed as hell and heartbroken right now, she’s better off in the long run.

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Johnny Depp Is Unloading Art In Prep For Pricey Divorce

Depp has just sold two Basquiat paintings at 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS at auction, probably because he is nervous that Amber Heard is going to take him for all he’s worth. (Get it, girl)

Six will sell on Thursday, but the first two went under the hammer on Wednesday night – smashing their expected price tags.

A 1981 three-paneled piece titled Self Portrait was expected to land $1.9 million. It was snapped up by New York gallery owner Bill Acquavella for $4.7 million.

The second, another 1981 piece painted on the back of a door titled Pork, had an estimated price tag of $3-5 million. It sold to an anonymous phone bidder for $6.8 million.

Though Depp is already worth an estimated $400 million, the sales will come as some welcome relief while he fights Amber Heard’s abuse claims. The couple did not have a prenuptial agreement.

I can’t wrap my head around the fact that there was no pre-nup!!! Such a rookie move.

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Millionaire Matchmaker Thinks Hiddleston Will Propose to Swift…Swiftly

These people move fast. Calvin who?

Patti Stanger, the Millionaire Matchmaker, went on Wendy Williams and proclaimed that she believes Tom Hiddleston is going to pop the question to Taylor Swift. Even though they have been dating less than a month. And she just got out of another relationship that lasted over a year. Nah.. this doesn’t scream publicity stunt AT ALL.

“I have a feeling because he’s British and older, he’s going to propose,” she proclaimed.

After being asked whether she thought 3 weeks was too soon to meet the parents, the love expert said no way … and added she suspects the two have known each other longer than meets the eye.

“He’s serious. The woman is not doing it, the man is doing it, so that’s a serious sign,” she said of Tom pursuing the singer. “It means ‘I’m gonna get this girl,’ and you know what, it should happen that way.”

Though she admires Hiddleston’s drive, Patti suggested they slow down and get to know one another before anyone pops the question. Solid advice, right?

“Feel it out,” Stranger advised Swifty. “You’re not always in the same city when you’re a celebrity at that level, so you don’t always see each other. She’s got to spend some quality time with him to see if it’s a good fit.”

Wow. That’s an antiquated look at dating, but whatever. If this all comes to fruition it’s going to be awesome and I want to see all the photos.

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Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Sharing Kisses and Snuggles

OMG. OH MY GAWD.

Oh my god you guys.

I am dying at these photos. Just dying. Seriously. It was just 2 weeks ago that Taylor and Calvin Harris broke up after a year… and now here she is with Tom Hiddleston in Rhode Island canoodling by the ocean. OMG.

It was just a month ago when they were videoed dancing together at the Met Gala. And now Harris has unfollowed Taylor on social media and deleted the breaking up amicably tweet of 2 weeks ago. OMG.

I love this pair. Love it. I’m shipping it. Shipping it all over the place.

OMG.

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